You rolled outta bed this morning feeling like a total loser. The {reason is clear|problem's glaring. You are toast. Your life is one big clusterfuck. You {tried tofight it, but the {truth|reality hit you like a train wreck. This shit is unbearable. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are beyond repair.
- Your issues
- Seriously, just read the list
Fucking and Destroyed
This jackass really screwed this time. He thought he could slide through, but now he's totally fucked. Looks like his cover is shattered. He's gonna be paying the piper for this one.
- Facing him dead.
- Payback is a motherfucker.
- Wish he learned his lesson.
Let this be a reminder to all you punks out there: don't push your luck. You'll get busted eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad total
Man, things are going to shit. I'm so toast right now, it's not even funny. I tried to control this whole mess, but it just exploded out of my hands. Now I'm swimming in a sea of problems, and I don't know how to getout.
- I need to take a break before I lose it.
- Perhaps tomorrow will be different.
This messed My Life Up
Dude, I swear everything has totally/completely/absolutely screwed me up. Like, seriously, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I attempt just website ends in disaster. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Living That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole shit is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against boredom, and the only real escape is another hit of that good whatever. You gotta cope through the bullshit, struggle your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Reality is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps things interesting, right?
This Shit's Busted Right Now
I'm absolutely crushed, man. Things are just an absolute disaster. I feel like I've hit rock bottom. It's all just so goddamn frustrating. This whole situation is making me want to scream. I just need a damn beer and maybe some time.